, doing a forwarding business backward for Squire Linkin.
Mr. Forward Movement is about 28 years old, more or less, five feet ten or ten feet five high; black whiskers, dresses fine, wearing a heavy gold fob chain manufactured from the finest candlestick brass; he is a tall, thin, thick set man, with very large feet; some think he has gradually wilted down in his boots.
He will deny being any relation to James Buchanan, the Last Rose of Northern Summer.
He is a blood relation to Mr. Onto Richmond; his mother is almost distracted on his account, fearing he may be burnt.
On account of his sluggish temperament, she avers he was, when a child, so lazy he would not break out with the measles, or whoop with the whooping cough.
The old lady is grieving for her sprightly offspring, but is yet willing to surrender him to the country, coming to the conclusion, on account of his monstrous feet, that he must have died standing.
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