SCENE IBangor. The Archdeacon's house.
Enter HOTSPUR, WORCESTER, MORTIMER, and GLENDOWER.
These promises are fair, the parties sure,
And our induction full of prosperous hope.
Lord Mortimer, and cousin Glendower,
Will you sit down?
And uncle Worcester: a plague upon it!
I have forgot the map.
No, here it is.
Sit, cousin Percy; sit, good cousin Hotspur,
For by that name as oft as Lancaster
Doth speak of you, his cheek looks pale and with (10)
A rising sigh he wisheth you in heaven.
And you in hell, as oft as he hears
Owen Glendower spoke of.
I cannot blame him: at my nativity
The front of heaven was full of fiery shapes,
Of burning cressets; and at my birth
The frame and huge foundation of the earth
Shaked like a coward.
Why, so it would have done at the
same season, if your mother's cat had but kittened, (20)
though yourself had never been born.
I say the earth did shake when I was born.
And I say the earth was not of my mind,
If you suppose as fearing you it shook.
The heavens were all on fire, the earth did tremble.
O, then the earth shook to see the heavens on fire,
And not in fear of your nativity.
Diseased nature oftentimes breaks forth
In strange eruptions; oft the teeming earth
Is with a kind of colic pinch'd and vex'd (30)
By the imprisoning of unruly wind
Within her womb; which, for enlargement striving,
Shakes the old beldam earth and topples down
Steeples and moss-grown towers. At your birth
Our grandam earth, having this distemperature,
In passion shook.
Cousin, of many men I do not bear these crossings. Give me leave
To tell you once again that at my birth
The front of heaven was full of fiery shapes,
The goats ran from the mountains, and the herds (40)
Were strangely clamorous to the frighted fields.
These signs have mark'd me extraordinary;
And all the courses of my life do show
I am not in the roll of common men.
Where is he living, clipp'd in with the sea
That chides the banks of England, Scotland, Wales,
Which calls me pupil, or hath read to me?
And bring him out that is but woman's son
Can trace me in the tedious ways of art
And hold me pace in deep experiments.
I think there's no man speaks better
Welsh. I'll to dinner.
Peace, cousin Percy; you will make him mad.
I can call spirits from the vasty deep.
Why, so can I, or so can any man;
But will they come when you do call for them?
Why, I can teach you, cousin, to command
And I can teach thee, coz, to shame the devil
By telling truth: tell truth and shame the devil. (60)
If thou have power to raise him, bring him hither,
And I'll be sworn I have power to shame him hence.
O, while you live, tell truth and shame the devil!
Come, come, no more of this unprofitable chat.
Three times hath Henry Bolingbroke made head
Against my power; thrice from the banks of Wye
And sandy-bottom'd Severn have I sent him
Bootless home and weather-beaten back.
Home without boots, and in foul weather too!
How 'scapes he agues, in the devil's name?
Come, here's the map: shall we divide our right
According to our threefold order ta'en?
The archdeacon hath divided it
Into three limits very equally:
England, from Trent and Severn hitherto,
By south and east is to my part assign'd:
All westward, Wales beyond the Severn shore,
And all the fertile land within that bound,
To Owen Glendower: and, dear coz, to you
The remnant northward, lying off from Trent. (80)
And our indentures tripartite are drawn;
Which being sealed interchangeably,
A business that this night may execute,
To-morrow, cousin Percy, you and I
And my good Lord of Worcester will set forth
To meet your father and the Scottish power,
As is appointed us, at Shrewsbury.
My father Glendower is not ready yet,
Nor shall we need his help these fourteen days.
Within that space you may have drawn together (90)
Your tenants, friends and neighbouring gentlemen.
A shorter time shall send me to you, lords:
And in my conduct shall your ladies come;
From whom you now must steal and take no leave,
For there will be a world of water shed
Upon the parting of your wives and you.
Methinks my moiety, north from Burton here,
In quantity equals not one of yours:
See how this river comes me cranking in,
And cuts me from the best of all my land (100)
A huge half-moon, a monstrous cantle out.
I'll have the current in this place damned up;
And here the smug and silver Trent shall run
In a new channel, fair and evenly;
It shall not wind with such a deep indent,
To rob me of so rich a bottom here.
Not wind? it shall, it must; you see it doth.
Mark how he bears his course, and runs me up
With like advantage on the other side; (110)
Gelding the opposed continent as much
As on the other side it takes from you.
Yea, but a little charge will trench him here
And on this north side win this cape of land;
And then he runs straight and even.
I'll have it so: a little charge will do it.
I'll not have it alter'd.
Will not you?
No, nor you shall not.
Who shall say me nay?
Why, that will I.
Let me not understand you, then; (120)
speak it in Welsh.
I can speak English, lord, as well as you;
For I was train'd up in the English court;
Where, being but young, I framed to the harp
Many an English ditty lovely well
And gave the tongue a helpful ornament,
A virtue that was never seen in you.
And I am glad of it with all my heart:
I had rather be a kitten and cry mew (130)
Than one of these same metre ballad-mongers;
I had rather hear a brazen canstick turn'd,
Or a dry wheel grate on the axle-tree;
And that would set my teeth nothing on edge,
Nothing so much as mincing poetry:
'Tis like the forced gait of a shuffling nag.
Come, you shall have Trent turn'd.
I do not care: I'll give thrice so much land
To any well-deserving friend;
But in the way of bargain, mark ye me, (140)
I'll cavil on the ninth part of a hair.
Are the indentures drawn? shall we be gone?
The moon shines fair; you may away by night:
I'll haste the writer and withal
Break with your wives of your departure hence:
I am afraid my daughter will run mad,
So much she doteth on her Mortimer. [Exit.
Fie, cousin Percy! how you cross my father!
I cannot choose: sometime he angers me
With telling me of the moldwarp and the ant, (150)
Of the dreamer Merlin and his prophecies,
And of a dragon and a finless fish,
A clip-wing'd griffin and a moulten raven,
A couching lion and a ramping cat,
And such a deal of skimble-skamble stuff
As puts me from my faith. I tell you what;
He held me last night at least nine hours
In reckoning up the several devils' names
That were his lackeys: I cried 'hum,' and 'well, go to,'
But mark'd him not a word. O, he is as tedious (160)
As a tired horse, a railing wife;
Worse than a smoky house: I had rather live
With cheese and garlic in a windmill, far,
Than feed on cates and have him talk to me
In any summer-house in Christendom.
In faith, he is a worthy gentleman,
Exceedingly well read, and profited
In strange concealments, valiant as a lion
And wondrous affable and as bountiful
As mines of India. Shall I tell you, cousin? (170)
He holds your temper in a high respect
And curbs himself even of his natural scope
When you come 'cross his humour; faith, he does:
I warrant you, that man is not alive
Might so have tempted him as you have done,
Without the taste of danger and reproof:
But do not use it oft, let me entreat you.
In faith, my lord, you are too wilful-blame;
And since your coming hither have done enough
To put him quite beside his patience. (180)
You must needs learn, lord, to amend this fault:
Though sometimes it show greatness, courage, blood,—
And that's the dearest grace it renders you,—
Yet oftentimes it doth present harsh rage,
Defect of manners, want of government,
Pride, haughtiness, opinion and disdain:
The least of which haunting a nobleman
Loseth men's hearts and leaves behind a stain
Upon the beauty of all parts besides,
Beguiling them of commendation.
Well, I am school'd: good manners be your speed!
Here come our wives, and let us take our leave. Re-enter GLENDOWER with the ladies.
This is the deadly spite that angers me;
My wife can speak no English, I no Welsh.
My daughter weeps: she will not part with you;
She'll be a soldier too, she'll to the wars.
Good father, tell her that she and my aunt Percy
Shall follow in your conduct speedily. [Glendower speaks to her in Welsh, and she answers him in the same.
She is desperate here; a peevish
self-will'd harlotry, one that no persuasion can (200)
do good upon. [The lady speaks in Welsh.
I understand thy looks: that pretty Welsh
Which thou pour'st down from these swelling heavens
I am too perfect in; and, but for shame,
In such a parley should I answer thee. [The lady speaks again in Welsh.
I understand thy kisses and thou mine,
And that's a feeling disputation:
But I will never be a truant, love,
Till I have learn'd thy language; for thy tongue
Makes Welsh as sweet as ditties highly penn'd, (210)
Sung by a fair queen in a summer's bower.
With ravishing division, to her lute.
Nay, if you melt, then will she run mad. [The lady speaks again in Welsh.
O, I am ignorance itself in this!
She bids you on the wanton rushes lay you down
And rest your gentle head upon her lap,
And she will sing the song that pleaseth you
And on your eyelids crown the god of sleep,
Charming your blood with pleasing heaviness,
Making the difference 'twixt wake and sleep (220)
As is the difference betwixt day and night
The hour before the heavenly-harness'd team
Beg'ns his golden progress in the east.
With all my heart I'll sit and hear her sing:
By that time will our book, I think, be drawn.
And those musicians that shall play to you
Hang in the air a thousand leagues from hence,
And straight they shall be here: sit, and attend.
Come, Kate, thou art perfect in lying (230)
down: come, quick, quick, that I may lay my
head in thy lap.
Go, ye giddy goose. [The music plays.
Now I perceive the devil understands Welsh;
And 'tis no marvel he is so humorous.
By 'r lady, he is a good musician.
Then should you be nothing but
musical, for you are altogether governed by
humours. Lie still, ye thief, and hear the
lady sing in Welsh. (240)
I had rather hear Lady, my brach,
howl in Irish.
Wouldst thou have thy head broken?
Then be still.
Neither; 'tis a woman's fault.
Now God help thee!
To the Welsh lady's bed.
Peace! she sings. [Here the lady sings a Welsh song. (250)
Come, Kate, I'll have your song too.
Not mine, in good sooth.
Not yours; in good sooth! Heart!
you swear like a comfit-maker's wife. 'Not
you, in good sooth,' and 'as true as I live,'
and 'as God shall mend me,' and 'as sure as day,'
And givest such sarcenet surety for thy oaths,
As if thou never walk'st further than Finsbury.
Swear me, Kate, like a lady as thou art,
A good mouth-filling oath, and leave 'in sooth,' (260)
And such protest of pepper-gingerbread,
To velvet-guards and Sunday-citizens.
I will not sing.
'Tis the next way to turn tailor, or
be red-breast teacher. An the indentures be
drawn, I'll away within these two hours; and
so come in when ye will. [Exit.
Come, come, Lord Mortimer; you are as slow
As hot Lord Percy is on fire to go. (270)
By this our book is drawn; we'll but seal,
And then to horse immediately.
With all my heart. [Exeunt.
SCENE IILondon. The palace.
Enter the KING, PRINCE OF WALES, and others.
Lords, give us leave; the Prince of Wales and I
Must have some private conference: but be near at hand,
For we shall presently have need of you. [Exeunt Lords.
I know not whether God will have it so,
For some displeasing service I have done,
That, in his secret doom, out of my blood
He'll breed revengement and a scourge for me;
But thou dost in thy passages of life
Make me believe that thou art only mark'd (10)
For the hot vengeance and the rod of heaven
To punish my mistreadings. Tell me else,
Could such inordinate and low desires,
Such poor, such bare, such lewd, such mean attempts,
Such barren pleasures, rude society,
As thou art match'd withal and grafted to,
Accompany the greatness of thy blood
And hold their level with thy princely heart?
So please your majesty, I would I could
Quit all offences with as clear excuse (20)
As well as I am doubtless I can purge
Myself of many I am charged withal:
Yet such extenuation let me beg,
As, in reproof of many tales devised,
By smiling pick-thanks and base newsmongers,
Which oft the ear of greatness needs must hear,
I may, for some things true, wherein my youth
Hath faulty wander'd and irregular,
Find pardon on my true submission.
God pardon thee; yet let me wonder, Harry, (30)
At thy affections, which do hold a wing
Quite from the flight of all thy ancestors.
Thy place in council thou hast rudely lost,
Which by thy younger brother is supplied,
And art almost an alien to the hearts
Of all the court and princes of my blood:
The hope and expectation of thy time
Is ruin'd, and the soul of every man
Prophetically doth forethink thy fall.
Had I so lavish of my presence been, (40)
So common-hackney'd in the eyes of men,
So stale and cheap to vulgar company,
Opinion, that did help me to the crown,
Had still kept loyal to possession
And left me in reputeless banishment,
A fellow of no mark nor likelihood.
By being seldom seen, I could not stir
But like a comet I was wonder'd at;
That men would tell their children 'This is he;'
Others would say 'Where, which is Bolingbroke?' (50)
And then I stole all courtesy from heaven,
And dress'd myself in such humility
That I did pluck allegiance from men's hearts,
Loud shouts and salutations from their mouths,
Even in the presence of the crowned king.
Thus did I keep my person fresh and new;
My presence, like a robe pontifical,
Ne'er seen but wonder'd at: and so my state,
Seldom but sumptuous, showed like a feast
And won by rareness such solemnity. (60)
The skipping king, he ambled up and down
With shallow jesters and rash bavin wits,
Soon kindled and soon burnt; carded his state,
Mingled his royalty with capering fools,
Had his great name profaned with their scorns
And gave his countenance, against his name,
To laugh at gibing boys and stand the push
Of every beardless vain comparative,
Grew a companion to the common streets,
Enfeoff'd himself to popularity; (70)
That, being daily swallow'd by men's eyes,
They surfeited with honey and began
To loathe the taste of sweetness, whereof a little
More than a little is by much too much.
So when he had occasion to be seen,
He was but as the cuckoo is in June,
Heard, not regarded; seen, but with such eyes
As, sick and blunted with community,
Afford no extraordinary gaze,
Such as is bent on sun-like majesty (80)
When it shines seldom in admiring eyes;
But rather drowsed and hung their eyelids down,
Slept in his face and render'd such aspect
As cloudy men use to their adversaries,
Being with his presence glutted, gorged and full.
And in that very line, Harry, standest thou;
For thou hast lost thy princely privilege
With vile participation: not an eye
But is a-weary of thy common sight,
Save mine, which hath desired to see thee more; (90)
Which now doth that I would not have it do,
Make blind itself with foolish tenderness.
I shall hereafter, my thrice gracious lord,
Be more myself.
For all the world
As thou art to this hour was Richard then
When I from France set foot at Ravenspurgh,
And even as I was then is Percy now.
Now, by my sceptre and my soul to boot,
He hath more worthy interest to the state
Than thou the shadow of succession; (100)
For of no right, nor colour like to right,
He doth fill fields with harness in the realm,
Turns head against the lion's armed jaws,
And, being no more in debt to years than thou,
Leads ancient lords and reverend bishops on
To bloody battles and to bruising arms.
What never-dying honour hath he got
Against renowned Douglas! whose high deeds,
Whose hot incursions and great name in arms
Holds from all soldiers chief majority (110)
And military title capital
Through all the kingdoms that acknowledge Christ:
Thrice hath this Hotspur, Mars in swathling clothes,
This infant warrior, in his enterprizes
Discomfited great Douglas, ta'en him once,
Enlarged him and made a friend of him,
To fill the mouth of deep defiance up
And shake the peace and safety of our throne.
And what say you to this? Percy, Northumberland,
The Archbishop's grace of York, Douglas, Mortimer, (120)
Capitulate against us and are up.
But wherefore do I tell these news to thee?
Why, Harry, do I tell thee of my foes,
Which art my near'st and dearest enemy?
Thou that art like enough, through vassal fear,
Base inclination and the start of spleen,
To fight against me under Percy's pay,
To dog his heels and curtsy at his frowns,
To show how much thou art degenerate.
Do not think so; you shall not find it so: (130)
And God forgive them that so much have sway'd
Your majesty's good thoughts away from me!
I will redeem all this on Percy's head
And in the closing of some glorious day
Be bold to tell you that I am your son;
When I will wear a garment all of blood
And stain my favours in a bloody mask,
Which, wash'd away, shall scour my shame with it:
And that shall be the day, whene'er it lights,
That this same child of honour and renown, (140)
This gallant Hotspur, this all-praised knight,
And your unthought-of Harry chance to meet.
For every honour sitting on his helm,
Would they were multitudes, and on my head
My shames redoubled! for the time will come,
That I shall make this northern youth exchange
His glorious deeds for my indignities.
Percy is but my factor, good my lord,
To engross up glorious deeds on my behalf;
And I will call him to so strict account, (150)
That he shall render every glory up,
Yea, even the slightest worship of his time,
Or I will tear the reckoning from his heart.
This, in the name of God, I promise here:
The which if He be pleased I shall perform,
I do beseech your majesty may salve
The long-grown wounds of my intemperance:
If not, the end of life cancels all bands;
And I will die a hundred thousand deaths
Ere break the smallest parcel of this vow.
A hundred thousand rebels die in this:
Thou shalt have charge and sovereign trust herein. Enter BLUNT.
How now, good Blunt? thy looks are full of speed.
So hath the business that I come to speak of.
Lord Mortimer of Scotland hath sent word
That Douglas and the English rebels met
The eleventh of this month at Shrewsbury:
A mighty and a fearful head they are,
If promises be kept on every hand,
As ever offer'd foul play in a state.
The Earl of Westmoreland set forth to-day;
With him my son, Lord John of Lancaster;
For ths advertisement is five days old:
On Wednesday next, Harry, you shall set forward;
On Thursday we ourselves will march: our meeting
Is Bridgenorth: and, Harry, you shall march
Through Gloucestershire; by which account,
Our business valued, some twelve days hence
Our general forces at Bridgenorth shall meet.
Our hands are full of business: let's away; (180)
Advantage feeds him fat, while men delay. [Exeunt.
SCENE IIIEastcheap. The Boar's-Head Tavern.
Enter FALSTAFF and BARDOLPH.
Bardolph, am I not fallen away vilely
since this last action? do I not bate? do I not
dwindle? why, my skin hangs about me like
an old lady's loose gown; I am withered like
an old apple-john. Well, I'll repent, and that
suddenly, while I am in some liking; I shall
be out of heart shortly, and then I shall have
no strength to repent. An I have not forgotten
what the inside of a church is made of, I am
a peppercorn, a brewer's horse: the inside of
a church! Company, villanous company, hath
been the spoil of me.
Sir John, you are so fretful, you
cannot live long.
Why, there is it: come sing me a
bawdy song; make me merry. I was as virtuously
given as a gentleman need to be; virtuous
enough; swore little; diced not above
seven times a week; went to a bawdy-house
not above once in a quarter—of an hour;
paid money that I borrowed, three or four times;
lived well and in good compass: and now I
live out of all order, out of all compass.
Why, you are so fat, Sir John, that
you must needs be out of all compass, out of
all reasonable compass, Sir John.
Do thou amend thy face, and I'll
amend my life: thou art our admiral, thou
bearest the lantern in the poop, but 'tis in the (30)
nose of thee; thou art the Knight of the Burning Lamp.
Why, Sir John, my face does you no
No, I'll be sworn; I make as good
use of it as many a man doth of a Death's-
head or a memento mori: I never see thy face
but I think upon hell-fire and Dives that lived
in purple; for there he is in his robes,
burning, burning. If thou wert any way given
to virtue, I would swear by thy face; my oath (40)
should be 'By this fire, that's God's angel:'
but thou art altogether given over; and wert
indeed, but for the light in thy face, the son of
utter darkness. When thou rannest up Gadshill
in the night to catch my horse, if I did
not think thou hadst been an ignis fatuus or a
ball of wildfire, there's no purchase in money.
O, thou art a perpetual triumph, an everlasting
bonfire-light! Thou hast saved me a thousand
marks in links and torches, walking with thee (50)
in the night betwixt tavern and tavern: but
the sack that thou hast drunk me would have
bought me lights as good cheap at the dearest
chandler's in Europe. I have maintained that
salamander of yours with fire any time this
two and thirty years; God reward me for it!
'Sblood, I would my face were in
God-a-mercy! so should I be sure to
be heart-burned. Enter HOSTESS. (60)
How now, Dame Parlet the hen! have you
inquired yet who picked my pocket?
Why, Sir John, what do you think,
Sir John? do you think I keep thieves in my
house? I have searched, I have inquired, so
has my husband, man by man, boy by boy,
servant by servant: the tithe of a hair was
never lost in my house before.
Ye lie, hostess: Bardolph was shaved
and lost many a hair; and I'll be sworn my (70)
pocket was picked. Go to, you are a woman, go.
Who, I? no; I defy thee: God's
light, I was never called so in mine own house before.
Go to, I know you well enough.
No, Sir John; you do not know me,
Sir John. I know you, Sir John: you owe me
money, Sir John; and now you pick a quarrel
to beguile me of it: I bought you a dozen of
shirts to your back.
Dowlas, filthy dowlas: I have given (80)
them away to bakers' wives, and they have
made bolters of them.
Now, as I am a true woman, holland
of eight shillings an ell. You owe money
here besides, Sir John, for your diet and by-drinkings,
and money lent you, four and
He had his part of it; let him pay.
He alas, he is poor; he hath nothing.
How! poor? look upon his face; what (90)
call you rich? let them coin his nose, let them
coin his cheeks: I'll not pay a denier. What,
will you make a younker of me? shall I not
take mine ease in mine inn but I shall have
my pocket picked? I have lost a seal-ring
of my grandfather's worth forty mark.
O Jesu, I have heard the prince tell
him, I know not how oft, that that ring was
How! the prince is a Jack, a sneakcup: (100)
'sblood, an he were here, I would cudgel
him like a dog, if he would say so. Enter the PRINCE and PETO, marching, and FALSTAFF meets them playing on his truncheon cheon like a fife.
How now, lad! is the wind in that door, i'
faith? must we all march?
Yea, two and two, Newgate fashion.
My lord, I pray you, hear me.
What sayest thou, Mistress
Quickly ? How doth thy husband? I love him
well; he is an honest man.
Good my lord, hear me. (110)
Prithee, let her alone, and list to me.
What sayest thou, Jack?
The other night I fell asleep here behind
the arras and had my pocket picked:
this house is turned bawdy-house; they pick pockets.
What didst thou lose, Jack?
Wilt thou believe me, Hal? three or
four bonds of forty pound a-piece, and a
seal-ring of my grandfather's.
A trifle, some eight-penny matter. (120)
So I told him, my lord; and I said
I heard your grace say so: and, my lord, he
speaks most vilely of you, like a foul-mouthed
man as he is; and said he would cudgel you.
What! he did not?
There's neither faith, truth, nor
womanhood in me else.
There's no more faith in thee than in
a stewed prune; nor no more truth in thee
than in a drawn fox; and for womanhood, (130)
Maid Marian may be the deputy's wife of the
ward to thee. Go, you thing, go.
Say, what thing? what thing?
What thing! why, a thing to thank
I am no thing to thank God on, I
would thou shouldst know it; I am an honest
man's wife: and, setting thy knighthood aside,
thou art a knave to call me so.
Setting thy womanhood aside, thou (140)
art a beast to say otherwise.
Say, what beast, thou knave, thou?
What beast! why, an otter.
An otter, Sir John! why an otter?
Why, she's neither fish nor flesh;
a man knows not where to have her.
Thou art an unjust man in saying
so: thou or any man knows where to have me,
thou knave, thou!
Thou sayest true, hostess; and he (150)
slanders thee most grossly.
So he doth you, my lord; and said
this other day you ought him a thousand
Sirrah, do I owe you a thousand
A thousand pound, Hal! a million:
thy love is worth a million: thou owest me
Nay, my lord, he called you Jack,
and said he would cudgel you. (160)
Did I, Bardolph?
Indeed, Sir John, you said so.
Yea, if he said my ring was copper.
I say 'tis copper: darest thou be
as good as thy word now?
Why, Hal, thou knowest, as thou art
but man, I dare: but as thou art prince, I fear
thee as I fear the roaring of the lion's whelp.
And why not as the lion?
The king himself is to be feared as the (170)
lion: dost thou think I'll fear thee as I fear
thy father? nay, an I do, I pray God my girdle break.
O, if it should, how would thy guts
fall about thy knees! But, sirrah, there's no
room for faith, truth, nor honesty in this
bosom of thine; it is all filled up with guts and
midriff. Charge an honest woman with picking
thy pocket! why, thou whoreson, impudent,
embossed rascal, if there were anything
in thy pocket but tavern-reckonings, memorandums (180)
of bawdy-houses, and one poor penny-worth
of sugar-candy to make thee long-winded,
if thy pocket were enriched with any
other injuries but these, I am a villain: and
yet you will stand to it; you will not pocket
up wrong: art thou not ashamed?
Dost thou hear, Hal? thou knowest
in the state of innocency Adam fell; and what
should poor Jack Falstaff do in the days of
villany? Thou seest I have more flesh than (190)
another man, and therefore more frailty. You
confess then, you picked my pocket?
It appears so by the story.
Hostess, I forgive thee: go, make
ready breakfast; love thy husband, look to thy
servants, cherish thy guests: thou shalt find
me tractable to any honest reason: thou seest
I am pacified still. Nay, prithee, be gone.
[Exit Hostess.] Now, Hal, to the news at
court: for the robbery, lad, how is that answered? (200)
O, my sweet beef, I must still be
good angel to thee: the money is paid back again.
O, I do not like that paying back; 'tis
a double labour.
I am good friends with my father
and may do any thing.
Rob me the exchequer the first thing
thou doest, and do it with unwashed hands too.
Do, my lord.
I have procured thee, Jack, a charge of foot. (210)
I would it had been of horse. Where
shall I find one that can steal well? O for a
fine thief, of the age of two and twenty or
thereabouts! I am heinously unprovided. Well,
God be thanked for these rebels, they offend
none but the virtuous: I laud them, I praise them.
Go bear this letter to Lord John of (220)
Lancaster, to my brother John; this to my
Lord of Westmoreland. [Exit Bardolph.] Go,
Peto, to horse, to horse; for thou and I have
thirty miles to ride yet ere dinner time. [Exit Peto.]
Jack, meet me to-morrow in the temple
hall at two o'clock in the afternoon.
There shalt thou know thy charge; and there receive
Money and order for their furniture.
The land is burning; Percy stands on high;
And either we or they must lower lie. [Exit.
Rare words! brave world! Hostess, my breakfast, come!
O, I could wish this tavern were my drum! [Exit.