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ACT I


SCENE I

Troy. Before Priam's palace.
Enter TROILUS armed, and PANDARUS.

Tro.
Call here my varlet; I'll unarm again:
Why should I war without the walls of Troy,
That find such cruel battle here within?
Each Trojan that is master of his heart,
Let him to field; Troilus, alas! hath none.

Pan.
Will this gear ne'er be mended?

Tro.
The Greeks are strong and skilful to their strength,
Fierce to their skill and to their fierceness valiant;
But I am weaker than a woman's tear,
10Tamer than sleep, fonder than ignorance,
Less valiant than the virgin in the night
And skilless as unpractised infancy.

Pan.
Well, I have told you enough of this:
for my part, I'll not meddle nor make no further.
He that will have a cake out of the wheat
must needs tarry the grinding.

Tro.
Have I not tarried?

Pan.
Ay, the grinding; but you must tarry the bolting.

Tro.
Have I not tarried?

Pan.
20Ay, the bolting, but you must tarry the leavening.

Tro.
Still have I tarried.

Pan.
Ay, to the leavening; but here's yet
in the word 'hereafter' the kneading, the making
of the cake, the heating of the oven and
the baking; nay, you must stay the cooling
too, or you may chance to burn your lips.

Tro.
Patience herself, what goddess e'er she be,
Doth lesser blench at sufferance than I do.
At Priam's royal table do I sit;
30And when fair Cressid comes into my thoughts,--
So, traitor! 'When she comes!' When is she thence?

Pan.
Well, she looked yesternight fairer
than ever I saw her look, or any woman else.

Tro.
I was about to tell thee:--when my heart,
As wedged with a sigh, would rive in twain,
Lest Hector or my father should perceive me,
I have, as when the sun doth light a storm,
Buried this sigh in wrinkle of a smile:
But sorrow, that is couch'd in seeming gladness,
40Is like that mirth fate turns to sudden sadness.

Pan.
An her hair were not somewhat
darker than Helen's--well, go to--there were
no more comparison between the women; but,
for my part, she is my kinswoman; I would
not, as they term it, praise her: but I would
somebody had heard her talk yesterday, as I
did. I will not dispraise your sister Cassandra's
wit, but--

Tro.
O Pandarus! I tell thee, Pandarus,--
When I do tell thee, there my hopes lie drown'd,
50Reply not in how many fathoms deep
They lie indrench'd. I tell thee I am mad
In Cressid's love: thou answer'st 'she is fair;'
Pour'st in the open ulcer of my heart
Her eyes, her hair, her cheek, her gait, her voice,
Handlest in thy discourse, O, that her hand,
In whose comparison all whites are ink,
Writing their own reproach, to whose soft seizure
The cygnet's down is harsh and spirit of sense
Hard as the palm of ploughman: this thou tell'st me,
As true thou tell'st me, when I say I love her;
But, saying thus, instead of oil and balm,
Thou lay'st in every gash that love hath given me
The knife that made it.

Pan.
I speak no more than truth.

Tro.
Thou dost not speak so much.

Pan.
Faith, I'll not meddle in't. Let her be
as she is: if she be fair, 'tis the better for her;
an she be not, she has the mends in her own hands.

Tro.
Good Pandarus, how now, Pandarus!

Pan.
I have had my labor for my travail;
ill-thought on of her and ill-thought on of
you; gone between and between, but small
thanks for my labour.

Tro.
What, art thou angry, Pandarus? what, with me?

Pan.
Because she's kin to me, therefore
she's not so fair as Helen: an she were not
kin to me, she would be as fair on Friday as
Helen is on Sunday. But what care I? I care
not an she were a black-a-moor; 'tis all one
to me.

Tro.
Say I she is not fair?

Pan.
I do not care whether you do or no.
She's a fool to stay behind her father; let her
to the Greeks: for my part, I'll meddle nor
make no more i' the matter.

Tro.
Pandarus,--

Pan.
Not I.

Tro.
Sweet Pandarus,--

Pan.
Pray you, speak no more to me: I
will leave all as I found it, and there an end. [Exit Pandarus. An alarum.

Tro.
Peace, you ungracious clamors! peace, rude sounds!
Fools on both sides! Helen must needs be fair,
When with your blood you daily paint her thus.
I cannot fight upon this argument;
It is too starved a subject for my sword.
But Pandarus,--O gods, how do you plague me!
I cannot come to Cressid but by Pandar;
And he's as tetchy to be woo'd to woo,
100As she is stubborn-chaste against all suit.
Tell me, Apollo, for thy Daphne's love,
What Cressid is, what Pandar, and what we?
Her bed is India; there she lies, a pearl:
Between our Ilium and where she resides,
Let it be call'd the wild and wandering flood,
Ourself the merchant, and this sailing Pandar
Our doubtful hope, our convoy and our bark. Alarum.
Enter AENEAS.

AEne.
How now, Prince Troilus! wherefore not afield?

Tro.
Because not there: this woman's answer sorts,
110For womanish it is to be from thence.
What news, AEneas, from the field to-day?

AEne.
That Paris returned home and hurt.

Tro.
By whom, AEneas?

AEne.
Troilus, by Menelaus.

Tro.
Let Paris bleed: 'tis but a scar to scorn;
Paris is gored with Menelaus' horn. [Alarum.

AEne.
Hark, what good sport is out of town to-day!

Tro.
Better at home, if 'would I might' were 'may.'
But to the sport abroad: are you bound thither?

AEne.
In all swift haste.

Tro.
Come, go we then together. [Exeunt.


SCENE II

The same. A street.
Enter CRESSIDA and ALEXANDER.

Cres.
Who were those went by?

Alex.
Queen Hecuba and Helen.

Cres.
And whither go they?

Alex.
Up to the eastern tower.
Whose height commands as subject all the vale,
To see the battle. Hector, whose patience
Is, as a virtue, fix'd, to-day was moved:
He chid Andromache and struck his armorer,
And, like as there was husbandry in war,
Before the sun rose he was harness'd light,
And to the field goes he; where every flower
10Did, as a prophet, weep what it foresaw
In Hector's wrath.

Cres.
What was the cause of anger?

Alex.
The noise goes, this: there is among the Greeks
A lord of Trojan blood, nephew to Hector;
They call him Ajax.

Cres.
Good; and what of him?

Alex.
They say he is a very man per se,
And stands alone.

Cres.
So do all men, unless they are drunk,
sick, or have no legs.

Alex.
This man, lady, hath robbed many
beasts of their particular additions; he is as
valiant as the lion, churlish as the bear, slow
as the elephant: a man into whom nature hath
so crowded humors that his valour is crushed
into folly, his folly sauced with discretion:
there is no man hath a virtue that he hath not
a glimpse of, nor any man an attaint but he
carries some stain of it: he is melancholy
without cause, and merry against the hair: he
hath the joints of every thing, but everything
so out of joint that he is a gouty Briareus,
many hands and no use, or purblind Argus,
all eyes and no sight.

Cres.
But how should this man, that makes
me smile, make Hector angry?

Alex.
They say he yesterday coped Hector
in the battle and struck him down, the disdain
and shame whereof hath since kept Hector
fasting and waking.

Cres.
Who comes here?

Alex.
Madam, your uncle Pandarus. Enter PANDARUS.

Cres.
Hector's a gallant man.

Alex.
As may be in the world, lady.

Pan.
What's that? what's that?

Cres.
Good morrow, Uncle Pandarus.

Pan.
Good morrow, Cousin Cressid: what
do you talk of? Good morrow, Alexander.
How do you, cousin? When were you at
Ilium?

Cres.
This morning, uncle.

Pan.
What were you talking of when I
came? Was Hector armed and gone ere ye
came to Ilium? Helen was not up, was she?

Cres.
Hector was gone, but Helen was not up.

Pan.
Even so: Hector was stirring early.

Cres.
That were we talking of, and of his anger.

Pan.
Was he angry?

Cres.
So he says here.

Pan.
True, he was so: I know the cause
too: he'll lay about him to-day, I can tell them
that; and there's Troilus will not come far
behind him; let them take heed of Troilus, I
can tell them that too.

Cres.
What, is he angry too?

Pan.
Who, Troilus? Troilus is the better
man of the two.

Cres.
O Jupiter! there's no comparison.

Pan.
What, not between Troilus and Hector?
Do you know a man if you see him?

Cres.
Ay, if I ever saw him before and
knew him.

Pan.
Well, I say Troilus is Troilus.

Cres.
Then you say as I say; for, I am
sure, he is not Hector.

Pan.
No, nor Hector is not Troilus in some
degrees.

Cres.
'Tis just to each of them; he is himself.

Pan.
Himself! Alas, poor Troilus, I would
he were.

Cres.
So he is.

Pan.
Condition, I had gone barefoot to
India.

Cres.
He is not Hector,

Pan.
Himself! no, he's not himself: would
a' were himself! Well, the gods are above;
time must friend or end: well, Troilus, well:
I would my heart were in her body. No, Hector
is not a better man than Troilus.

Cres.
Excuse me.

Pan.
He is elder.

Cres.
Pardon me, pardon me.

Pan.
Th' other's not come to't; you shall
tell me another tale, when th' other's come to't.
Hector shall not have his wit this year.

Cres.
He shall not need it, if he have his own.

Pan.
Nor his qualities.

Cres.
No matter.

Pan.
Nor his beauty.

Cres.
'Twould not become him; his own's better.

Pan.
You have no judgement, niece: Helen
herself swore th' other day, that Troilus, for
a brown favor--for so 'tis, I must confess,--
not brown neither,--

Cres.
No, but brown.

Pan.
'Faith, to say truth, brown and not
brown.

Cres.
To say the truth, true and not true.

Pan.
She praised his complexion above
Paris.

Cres.
Why, Paris hath color enough.

Pan.
So he has.

Cres.
Then Troilus should have too much;
if she praised him above, his complexion is
higher than his; he having color enough, and
the other higher, is too flaming a praise for a
good complexion. I had as lief Helen's golden
tongue had commended Troilus for a copper
nose.

Pan.
I swear to you, I think Helen loves
him better than Paris.

Cres.
Then she's a merry Greek indeed.

Pan.
Nay, I am sure she does. She came
to him th' other day into the compassed window,
--and, you know, he has not past three
or four hairs on his chin,--

Cres.
Indeed, a tapster's arithmetic may
soon bring his particulars therein to a total.

Pan.
Why, he is very young: and yet will
he, within three pound, lift as much as his
brother Hector.

Cres.
Is he so young a man and so old a lifter?

Pan.
But to prove to you that Helen loves
him: she came and puts me her white hand
to his cloven chin--

Cres.
Juno have mercy! how came it cloven?

Pan.
Why, you know, 'tis dimpled: I think
his smiling becomes him better than any man
in all Phrygia.

Cres.
O, he smiles valiantly.

Pan.
Does he not?

Cres.
O yes, an 'twere a cloud in autumn.

Pan.
Why, go to, then: but to prove to
you that Helen loves Troilus,--

Cres.
Troilus will stand to the proof, if
you'll prove it so.

Pan.
Troilus! why, he esteems her no more
than I esteem an addle egg.

Cres.
If you love an addle egg as well as
you love an idle head, you would eat chickens
i' the shell.

Pan.
I cannot choose but laugh, to think
how she tickled his chin: indeed, she has a
marvellous white hand, I must confess,--

Cres.
Without the rack.

Pan.
And she takes upon her to spy a white
hair on his chin.

Cres.
Alas, poor chin! many a wart is richer.

Pan.
But there was such laughing! Queen
Hecuba laughed that her eyes ran o'er.

Cres.
With mill-stones.

Pan.
And Cassandra laughed.

Cres.
But there was more temperate fire
under the pot of her eyes: did her eyes run
o'er too?

Pan.
And Hector laughed.

Cres.
At what was all this laughing?

Pan.
Marry, at the white hair that Helen
spied on Troilus' chin.

Cres.
An't had been a green hair, I should
have laughed too.

Pan.
They laughed not so much at the hair
as at his pretty answer.

Cres.
170What was his answer?

Pan.
Quoth she, 'Here's but two and fifty
hairs on your chin, and one of them is white.'

Cres.
This is her question.

Pan.
That's true; make no question of
that. 'Two and fifty hairs,' quoth he, 'and one
white: that white hair is my father, and all
the rest are his sons.' 'Jupiter!' quoth she,
'which of these hairs is Paris my husband?'
'The forked one,' quoth he, 'pluck't out, and
give it him.' But there was such laughing!
and Helen so blushed, and Paris so chafed,
and all the rest so laughed, that it passed.

Cres.
So let it now; for it has been a great
while going by.

Pan.
Well, cousin, I told you a thing yesterday;
think on't.

Cres.
So I do.

Pan.
I'll be sworn 'tis true; he will weep
you, and 'twere a man born in April.

Cres.
And I'll spring up in his tears, an
'twere a nettle against May. [A retreat sounded.

Pan.
Hark! they are coming from the
field; shall we stand up here, and see them
as they pass toward Ilium? good niece, do, sweet
niece Cressida.

Cres.
At your pleasure.

Pan.
Here, here, here's an excellent place;
here we may see most bravely: I'll tell you
them all by their names as they pass by; but
mark Troilus above the rest.

Cres.
Speak not so loud. AENEAS passes.

Pan.
That's AEneas: is not that a brave
man? he's one of the flowers of Troy, I can
tell you: but mark Troilus; you shall see
anon. ANTENOR passes.

Cres.
Who's that?

Pan.
That's Antenor: he has a shrewd wit,
I can tell you; and he's a man good enough:
he's one o' the soundest judgements in Troy,
whosoever, and a proper man of person. When
comes Troilus? I'll show you Troilus anon:
if he sees me, you shall see him nod at me.

Cres.
Will he give you the nod?

Pan.
You shall see.

Cres.
If he do, the rich shall have more. HECTOR passes.

Pan.
That's Hector, that, that, look you,
that; there's a fellow! Go thy way, Hector!
There's a brave man, niece. O brave Hector.
Look how he looks! there's a countenance!
is't not a brave man?

Cres.
O, a brave man!

Pan.
Is a' not? it does a man's heart good.
Look you what hacks are on his helmet! look
you yonder, do you see? look you there:
there's no jesting; there's laying on, take't off
who will, as they say: there be hacks!

Cres.
Be those with swords?

Pan.
Swords! any thing, he cares not; an
the devil come to him, it's all one; by God's
lid, it does one's heart good. Yonder comes
Paris, yonder comes Paris. PARIS passes.

Look ye yonder, niece; is't not a gallant man
too, is't not? Why, this is brave now. Who
said he came hurt home to-day? he's not
hurt: why, this will do Helen's heart good
now, ha! Would I could see Troilus now!
You shall see Troilus anon. HELENUS passes.

Cres.
Who's that?

Pan.
That's Helenus. I marvel where Troilus
is. That's Helenus. I think he went not
forth to-day. That's Helenus.

Cres.
Can Helenus fight, uncle?

Pan.
Helenus? no. Yes, he'll fight indifferent
well. I marvel where Troilus is. Hark!
do you hear the people cry 'Troilus'?
Helenus is a priest.

Cres.
What sneaking fellow comes yonder? TROILUS passes.

Pan.
Where? yonder? that's Deiphobus.
'Tis Troilus! there's a man, niece! Hem!
Brave Troilus! the prince of chivalry!

Cres.
Peace, for shame, peace!

Pan.
Mark him: note him. O brave Troilus!
Look well upon him, niece; look you
how his sword is bloodied, and his helm more
hacked than Hector's, and how he looks, and
how he goes! O admirable youth! he ne'er
saw three and twenty. Go thy way, Troilus, go
thy way! Had I a sister were a grace, or a
daughter a goddess, he should take his choice.
O admirable man! Paris? Paris is dirt to him;
and, I warrant, Helen, to change, would give
an eye to boot.

Cres.
Here comes more. Forces pass.

Pan.
Asses, fools, dolts! chaff and bran,
chaff and bran! porridge after meat! I could
live and die i' the eyes of Troilus. Ne'er look,
ne'er look; the eagles are gone: crows and
daws, crows and daws! I had rather be such
a man as Troilus than Agamemnon and all
Greece.

Cres.
There is among the Greeks Achilles,
a better man than Troilus.

Pan.
Achilles! a drayman, a porter, a very
camel.

Cres.
Well, well.

Pan.
'Well, well!' Why, have you any discretion?
have you any eyes? do you know
what a man is? Is not birth, beauty, good
shape, discourse, manhood, learning, gentleness,
virtue, youth, liberality, and such like, the
spice and salt that season a man?

Cres.
Ay, a minced man: and then to be
baked with no date in the pie, for then the
man's date's out.

Pan.
You are such a woman! one knows
not at what ward you lie.

Cres.
Upon my back, to defend my belly;
upon my wit, to defend my wiles; upon my
secrecy, to defend mine honesty; my mask, to
defend my beauty; and you, to defend all
these: and at all wards I lie, at a thousand
watches.

Pan.
Say one of your watches.

Cres.
Nay, I'll watch you for that; and
that's one of the chiefest of them too: if I
cannot ward what I would not have hit, I can
watch you for telling how I took the blow;
unless it swells past hiding, and then it's past
watching.

Pan.
You are such another! Enter TROILUS'S BOY.

Boy.
Sir, my lord would instantly speak
with you.

Pan.
Where?

Boy.
At your own house; there he unarms
him.

Pan.
Good boy, tell him I come. [Exit boy.]
I doubt he be hurt. Fare ye well, good niece.

Cres.
Adieu, uncle.

Pan.
I'll be with you, niece, by and by.

Cres.
To bring, uncle?

Pan.
Ay, a token from Troilus.

Cres.
By the same token, you are a bawd. [Exit Pandarus.

Words, vows, gifts, tears, and love's full sacrifice,
He offers in another's enterprise:
310But more in Troilus thousand fold I see
Than in the glass of Pandar's praise may be;
Yet hold I off. Women are angels, wooing:
Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing.
That she beloved knows nought that knows not this:
Men prize the thing ungain'd more than it is:
That she was never yet that ever knew
Love got so sweet as when desire did sue.
Therefore this maxim out of love I teach:
Achievement is command; ungain'd, beseech:
320Then though my heart's content firm love doth bear
Nothing of that shall from my eyes appear. [Exeunt.


SCENE III

The Grecian Camp. Before Agamemnon's tent.
Sennet.
Enter AGAMEMNON, NESTOR, ULYSSES, MENELAUS, and others.

Agam.
Princes,
What grief hath set the jaundice on your cheeks?
The ample proposition that hope makes
In all designs begun on earth below
Fails in the promised largeness: checks and disasters
Grow in the veins of actions highest rear'd,
As knots by the conflux of meeting sap,
Infect the sound pine and divert his grain
Tortive and errant from his course of growth.
10Nor, princes, is it matter new to us
That we come short of our suppose so far
That after seven years' siege yet Troy walls stand;
Sith every action that hath gone before,
Whereof we have record, trial did draw
Bias and thwart, not answering the aim,
And that unbodied figure of the thought
That gave't surmised shape. Why then, you princes,
Do you with cheeks abashed behold our works,
And call them shames? which are indeed nought else
20But the protractive trials of great Jove
To find persistive constancy in men:
The fineness of which metal is not found
In fortune's love; for then the bold and coward,
The wise and the fool, the artist and unread,
The hard and soft, seem all affined and kin:
But, in the wind and tempest of her frown,
Distinction, with a broad and powerful fan,
Puffing at all, winnows the light away;
And what hath mass or matter, by itself
30Lies rich in virtue and unmingled.

Nest.
With due observance of thy godlike seat,
Great Agamemnon, Nestor shall apply
Thy latest words. In the reproof of chance
Lies the true proof of men: the sea being smooth,
How many shallow bauble boasts dare sail
Upon her patient breast, making their way
With those of nobler bulk!
But let the ruffian Boreas once enrage
The gentle Thetis, and anon behold
40The strong-ribb'd bark through liquid mountains cut,
Bounding between the two moist elements,
Like Perseus' horse: where's then the saucy boat
Whose weak untimber'd sides but even now
Co-rivall'd greatness? Either to harbor fled,
Or made a toast for Neptune. Even so
Doth valor's show and valor's worth divide
In storms of fortune; for in her ray and brightness
The herd hath more annoyance by the breeze
Than by the tiger; but when the splitting wind
50Makes flexible the knees of knotted oaks,
And flies fled under shade, why, then the thing of courage
As roused with rage doth sympathize,
And with an accent tuned in selfsame key
Retorts to chiding fortune.

Ulyss.
Agamemnon,
Thou great commander, nerve and bone of Greece,
Heart of our numbers, soul and only spirit,
In whom the tempers and the minds of all
Should be shut up, hear what Ulysses speaks.
Besides the applause and approbation
60To which, [To Agamemnon]
most mighty for thy place and sway,
[To Nestor]
And thou most reverent for thy stretch'd-out life
I give to both your speeches, which were such
As Agamemnon and the hand of Greece
Should hold up high in brass, and such again
As venerable Nestor, hatch'd in silver,
Should with a bond of air, strong as the axletree
On which heaven rides, knit all the Greekish ears
To his experienced tongue, yet let it please both,
Thou great, and wise, to hear Ulysses speak.

Agam.
70Speak, Prince of Ithaca; and be't of less expect
That matter needless, of importless burden,
Divide thy lips, than we are confident,
When rank Thersites opes his mastic jaws,
We shall hear music, wit and oracle.

Ulyss.
Troy, yet upon his basis, had been down,
And the great Hector's sword had lack'd a master,
But for these instances.
The specialty of rule hath been neglected:
And, look, how many Grecian tents do stand
Hollow upon this plain, so many hollow factions.
When that the general is not like the hive
To whom the foragers shall all repair,
What honey is expected? Degree being vizarded,
The unworthiest shows as fairly in the mask.
The heavens themselves, the planets and this centre
Observe degree, priority and place,
Insisture, course, proportion, season, form,
Office and custom, in all line of order;
And therefore is the glorious planet Sol
90In noble eminence enthroned and sphered
Amidst the other; whose medicinable eye
Corrects the ill aspects of planets evil,
And posts, like the commandment of a king,
Sans check to good and bad: but when the planets
In evil mixture to disorder wander,
What plagues and what portents! what mutiny!
What raging of the sea! shaking of earth!
Commotion in the winds! frights, changes, horrors,
Divert and crack, rend and deracinate
100The unity and married calm of states
Quite from their fixture! O, when degree is shaked,
Which is the ladder of all high designs,
The enterprise is sick! How could communities,
Degrees in schools and brotherhoods in cities,
Peaceful commerce from dividable shores,
The primogenitive and due of birth,
Prerogative of age, crowns, sceptres, laurels,
But by degree, stand in authentic place?
Take but degree away, untune that string,
110And, hark what discord follows! each thing meets
In mere oppugnancy: the bounded waters
Should lift their bosoms higher than the shores
And make a sop of all this solid globe:
Strength should be lord of imbecility,
And the rude son should strike his father dead:
Force should be right; or rather, right and wrong,
Between whose endless jar justice resides,
Should lose their names, and so should justice too.
Then every thing includes itself in power,
120Power into will, will into appetite;
And appetite, an universal wolf,
So doubly seconded with will and power,
Must make perforce an universal prey,
And last eat up himself. Great Agamemnon,
This chaos, when degree is suffocate,
Follows the choking.
And this neglection of degree it is
That by a pace goes backward, with a purpose
It hath to climb. The general's disdain'd
130By him one step below, he by the next,
That next by him beneath; so every step,
Exampled by the first pace that is sick
Of his superior, grows to an envious fever
Of pale and bloodless emulation:
And 'tis this fever that keeps Troy on foot,
Not her own sinews. To end a tale of length,
Troy in our weakness stands, not in her strength.

Nest.
Most wisely hath Ulysses here discover'd
The fever whereof all our power is sick.

Agam.
140The nature of the sickness found, Ulysses,
What is the remedy?

Ulyss.
The great Achilles, whom opinion crowns
The sinew and the forehand of our host,
Having his ear full of his airy fame,
Grows dainty of his worth and in his tent
Lies mocking our designs: with him Patroclus
Upon a lazy bed the livelong day
Breaks scurril jests;
And with ridiculous and awkward action,
150Which, slanderer, he imitation calls,
He pageants us. Sometime, great Agamemnon,
Thy topless deputation he puts on,
And, like a strutting player, whose conceit
Lies in his hamstring, and doth think it rich
To hear the wooden dialogue and sound
'Twixt his stretch'd footing and the scaffoldage,--
Such to-be-pitied and o'er-wrested seeming
He acts thy greatness in; and when he speaks,
'Tis like a chime a-mending; with terms unsquared,
160Which, from the tongue of roaring Typhon dropp'd,
Would seem hyperboles. At this fusty stuff
The large Achilles, on his press'd bed lolling,
From his deep chest laughs out a loud applause;
Cries 'Excellent! 'tis Agamemnon just.
Now play me Nestor; hem, and stroke thy beard,
As he being drest to some oration.'
That's done, as near as the extremest ends
Of parallels, as like as Vulcan and his wife:
Yet god Achilles still cries 'Excellent!
'Tis Nestor right. Now play him me, Patroclus,
Arming to answer in a night alarm.'
And then, forsooth, the faint defects of age
Must be the scene of mirth; to cough and spit,
And, with a palsy-fumbling on his gorget,
Shake in and out the rivet: and at this sport
Sir Valor dies; cries 'O, enough, Patroclus;
Or give me ribs of steel! I shall split all
In pleasure of my spleen.' And in this fashion,
All our abilities, gifts, natures, shapes,
180Severals and generals of grace exact,
Achievements, plots, orders, preventions,
Excitements to the field, or speech for truce,
Success or loss, what is or is not, serves
As stuff for these two to make paradoxes.

Nest.
And in the imitation of these twain--
Who, as Ulysses says, opinion crowns
With an imperial voice--many are infect.
Ajax is grown self-will'd, and bears his head
In such a rein, in full as proud a place
190As broad Achilles; keeps his tent like him;
Makes factious feasts; rails on our state of war,
Bold as an oracle, and sets Thersites,
A slave whose gall coins slanders like a mint,
To match us in comparisons with dirt,
To weaken and discredit our exposure,
How rank soever rounded in with danger.

Ulyss.
They tax our policy, and call it cowardice,
Count wisdom as no member of the war,
Forestall prescience and esteem no act
But that of hand: the still and mental parts,
That do contrive how many hands shall strike,
When fitness calls them on, and know by measure
Of their observant toil the enemies' weight,--
Why, this hath not a finger's dignity:
They call this bed-work, mappery, closet-war;
So that the ram that batters down the wall,
For the great swing and rudeness of his poise,
They place before his hand that made the engine,
Or those that with the fineness of their souls
210By reason guide his execution.

Nest.
Let this be granted, and Achilles' horse
Makes many Thetis' sons. [A tucket.

Agam.
What trumpet? look, Menelaus.

Men.
From Troy. Enter AENEAS.

Agam.
What would you 'fore our tent?

AEne.
Is this great Agamemnon's tent, I pray you?

Agam.
Even this.

AEne.
May one, that is a herald and a prince,
Do a fair message to his kingly ears?

Agam.
220With surety stronger than Achilles' arm
'Fore all the Greekish heads, which with one voice
Call Agamemnon head and general.

AEne.
Fair leave and large security. How may
A stranger to those most imperial looks
Know them from eyes of other mortals?

Agam.
How!

AEne.
Ay;
I ask, that I might waken reverence,
And bid the cheek be ready with a blush
Modest as the morning when she coldly eyes
230The youthful Phoebus:
Which is that god in office, guiding men?
Which is the high and mighty Agamemnon?

Agam.
This Trojan scorns us; or the men of Troy
Are ceremonious courtiers.

AEne.
Courtiers as free, as debonair, unarm'd,
As bending angels; that's their fame in peace:
But when they would seem soldiers, they have galls,
Good arms, strong joints, true swords; and, Jove's accord,
Nothing so full of heart. But peace, AEneas,
240Peace, Trojan; lay thy finger on thy lips!
The worthiness of praise distains his worth,
If that the praised himself bring the praise forth:
But what the repining enemy commends,
That breath fame blows; that praise, sole pure, transcends.

Agam.
Sir, you of Troy, call you yourself AEneas?

AEne.
Ay, Greek, that is my name.

Agam.
What's your affair, I pray you?

AEne.
Sir, pardon; 'tis for Agamemnon's ears.

Agam.
He hears nought privately that comes from Troy.

AEne.
250Nor I from Troy come not to whisper him:
I bring a trumpet to awake his ear,
To set his sense on the attentive bent,
And then to speak.

Agam.
Speak frankly as the wind;
It is not Agamemnon's sleeping hour:
That thou shalt know, Trojan, he is awake,
He tells thee so himself.

AEne.
Trumpet, blow loud,
Send thy brass voice through all these lazy tents;
And every Greek of mettle, let him know,
What Troy means fairly shall be spoke aloud. [Trumpet sounds.

260We have, great Agamemnon, here in Troy
A prince call'd Hector,--Priam is his father,--
Who in this dull and long-continued truce
Is rusty grown: he bade me take a trumpet,
And to this purpose speak. Kings, princes, lords!
If there be one among the fair'st of Greece
That holds his honor higher than his ease,
That seeks his praise more than he fears his peril,
That knows his valor, and knows not his fear,
That loves his mistress more than in confession,
270With truant vows to her own lips he loves,
And dare avow her beauty and her worth
In other arms than hers,--to him this challenge.
Hector, in view of Trojans and of Greeks,
Shall make it good, or do his best to do it,
He hath a lady, wiser, fairer, truer,
Than ever Greek did compass in his arms,
And will to-morrow with his trumpet call
Midway between your tents and walls of Troy,
To rouse a Grecian that is true in love:
280If any come, Hector shall honor him;
If none, he'll say in Troy when he retires,
The Grecian dames are sunburnt and not worth
The splinter of a lance. Even so much.

Agam.
This shall be told our lovers, Lord AEneas;
If none of them have soul in such a kind,
We left them all at home: but we are soldiers;
And may that soldier a mere recreant prove,
That means not, hath not, or is not in lovely
If then one is, or hath, or means to be,
That one meets Hector; if none else, I am he.

Nest.
Tell him of Nestor, one that was a man
When Hector's grandsire suck'd: he is old now;
But if there be not in our Grecian host
One noble man that hath one spark of fire,
To answer for his love, tell him from me
I'll hide my silver beard in a gold beaver
And in my vantbrace put this wither'd brawn,
And meeting him will tell him that my lady
Was fairer than his grandam and as chaste
As may be in the world: his youth in flood,
I'll prove this truth with my three drops of blood.

AEne.
Now heavens forbid such scarcity of youth!

Ulyss.
Amen.

Agam.
Fair Lord AEneas, let me touch your hand;
To our pavilion shall I lead you, sir.
Achilles shall have word of this intent;
So shall each lord of Greece, from tent to tent:
Yourself shall feast with us before you go
And find the welcome of a noble foe. [Exeunt all but Ulysses and Nestor.

Ulyss.
310Nestor!

Nest.
What says Ulysses?

Ulyss.
I have a young conception in my brain;
Be you my time to bring it to some shape.

Nest.
What is't?

Ulyss.
This 'tis:
Blunt wedges rive hard knots: the seeded pride
That hath to this maturity blown up
In rank Achilles must or now be cropp'd,
Or, shedding, breed a nursery of like evil,
To overbulk us all.

Nest.
320Well, and how?

Ulyss.
This challenge that the gallant Hector sends,
However it is spread in general name,
Relates in purpose only to Achilles.

Nest.
The purpose is perspicuous even as substance,
Whose grossness little characters sum up:
And, in the publication, make no strain,
But that Achilles, were his brain as barren
As banks of Libya,--though, Apollo knows,
'Tis dry enough,--will, with great speed of judgement,
330Ay, with celerity, find Hector's purpose
Pointing on him.

Ulyss.
And wake him to the answer, think you?

Nest.
Yes, 'tis most meet: whom may you else oppose,
That can from Hector bring his honor off,
If not Achilles? Though't be a sportful combat,
Yet in the trial much opinion dwells;
For here the Trojans taste our dear'st repute
With their finest palate: and trust to me, Ulysses,
Our imputation shall be oddly poised
340In this wild action; for the success,
Although particular, shall give a scantling
Of good or bad unto the general;
And in such indexes, although small pricks
To their subsequent volumes, there is seen
The baby figure of the giant mass
Of things to come at large. It is supposed
He that meets Hector issues from our choice;
And choice, being mutual act of all our souls,
Makes merit her election, and doth boil,
350As 'twere from forth us all, a man distill'd
Out of our virtues; who miscarrying,
What heart receives from hence the conquering part,
To steel a strong opinion to themselves?
Which entertain'd, limbs are his instruments,
In no less working than are swords and bows
Directive by the limbs.

Ulyss.
Give pardon to my speech:
Therefore 'tis meet Achilles meet not Hector.
Let us, like merchants, show our foulest wares,
360And think, perchance, they'll sell; if not,
The lustre of the better yet to show,
Shall show the better. Do not consent
That ever Hector and Achilles meet;
For both our honor and our shame in this
Are dogg'd with two strange followers.

Nest.
I see them not with my old eyes: what are they?

Ulyss.
What glory our Achilles shares from Hector,
Were he not proud, we all should share with him:
But he already is too insolent;
370And we were better parch in Afric sun
Than in the pride and salt scorn of his eyes,
Should he 'scape Hector fair: if he were foil'd,
Why then, we did our main opinion crush
In taint of our best man. No, make a lottery;
And by device, let blockish Ajax draw
The sort to fight with Hector: among ourselves
Give him allowance for the better man;
For that will physic the great Myrmidon
Who broils in loud applause, and make him fall
His crest that prouder than blue Iris bends.
If the dull brainless Ajax come safe off,
We'll dress him up in voices: if he fail,
Yet go we under our opinion still
That we have better men. But, hit or miss,
Our project's life this shape of sense assumes:
Ajax employ'd plucks down Achilles' plumes.

Nest.
Ulysses,
Now I begin to relish thy advice;
And I will give a taste of it forthwith
390To Agamemnon: go we to him straight.
Two curs shall tame each other: pride alone
Must tarre the mastiffs on, as 'twere their bone. [Exeunt.

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