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James Hogan was arrested by officer Chalkley yesterday, on the charge which has made his name notorious in the Mayor's court — namely, drunkenness and disorderly conduct. He manifested his appreciation of his position by such hideous cries and outrageous conduct that his shoes were stripped off. He then beat and kicked the door of his room with his fists and feet until tired of the fun; for all of which he will be called to account this morning.
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