There is still another class of persons, even more unscrupulous than these,
who employ this frankness of speech and reprehension of theirs in order to
give pleasure. For example, Agis, the Argive, on an occasion when Alexander
gave great gifts to a jester, in his jealousy and chagrin shouted out,
‘Heavens, what gross absurdity !’ The king turned upon
him angrily and said, ‘What's that you say ?’ Whereupon he
replied, ‘I confess that I feel troubled and indignant at seeing that
all you sons of Zeus alike show favour to flatterers and ridiculous
persons. For Heracles had pleasure in
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Cercopes, and Dionysus in Sileni, and one can see that such persons are
in good repute with you.’ And once, when Tiberius Caesar had come
into the Senate, one of the flatterers arose and said that they ought, being
free men, to speak frankly, and not to dissemble or refrain from discussing
anything that might be for the general good. Having thus aroused general
attention, in the ensuing silence, as Tiberius gave ear, he said, ‘
Listen, Caesar, to the charges which we are all making against you, but
which no one dares to speak out. You do not take proper care of
yourself, you are prodigal of your bodily strength, you are continually
wearing it out in your anxieties and labours in our behalf, you give
yourself no respite either by day or by night.’ As he drew out a
long string of such phrases, they say that the orator Cassius Severus
remarked, ‘Such frankness as this will be the death of this man !
’