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And the busybody, shunning the country as
something stale and uninteresting and undramatie,
pushes into the bazaar and the market-place and the
harbours : ‘Is there any news?’
‘Weren't you at
market early this morning? Well then, do you
suppose the city has changed its constitution in three
hours?’ If, however, someone really does have
something of that nature to tell him, he dismounts
from his horse, grasps his informant's hand, kisses
him, and stands there listening. But if someone
meets him and tells him that there is no news, he
exclaims as though he were annoyed, ‘What do you
mean? Haven't you been at market? Didn't you
pass the War Office? Didn't you interview the new
arrivals from Italy either?’ It is for this reason that
the legislation of the Locrian magistrates was excellent. For if anyone who had been out of town came
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up and asked, ‘Is there any news?’ they fined him.
Just as cooks1 pray for a good crop of young animals
and fishermen for a good haul of fish, in the same way
busybodies pray for a good crop of calamities, a good
haul of difficulties, for novelties, and changes, that
they, like cooks and fishermen, may always have
something to fish out or butcher.
Another good law was that of the legislator of
Thurii,2 for he forbade the lampooning on the comic
stage of all citizens except adulterers and busybodies.
And indeed adultery does seem to be a sort of curiosity
about another's pleasure and a searching out and
examination of matters which are closely guarded
and escape general observation, while curiosity is an
encroaching, a debauching and denuding of secret
things.