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A hall in the castle.
Enter HAMLET and Players.

Speak the speech, I pray you, as I
pronounced it to you, trippingly on the
tongue: but if you mouth it, as many of your
players do, I had as lief the town-crier spoke
my lines. Nor do not saw the air too much
with your hand, thus, but use all gently; for
in the very torrent, tempest, and, as I may say,
the whirlwind of passion, you must acquire
and beget a temperance that may give it
smoothness. O, it offends me to the soul to
hear a robustious periwig-pated fellow tear a
passion to tatters, to very rags, to split the ears
of the groundlings, who for the most part are
capable of nothing but inexplicable dumbshows
and noise: I would have such a fellow
whipped for o'erdoing Termagant; it out-herods
Herod: pray you, avoid it.

First Play.
I warrant your honor.

Be not too tame neither, but let your
own discretion be your tutor: suit the action
to the word, the word to the action; with this
special observance, that you o'erstep not the
modesty of nature: for any thing so overdone
is from the purpose of playing, whose end,
both at the first and now, was and is, to hold
as 'twere, the mirror up to nature; to show
virtue her own feature, scorn her own image,
and the very age and body of the time his form
and pressure. Now this overdone, or come
tardy off, though it make the unskilful laugh,
cannot but make the judicious grieve; the censure
of the which one must in your allowance
o'erweigh a whole theatre of others. O, there
be players that I have seen play, and heard
others praise, and that highly, not to speak it
profanely, that, neither having the accent of
Christians nor the gait of Christian, pagan, nor
man, have so strutted and bellowed that I have
thought some of nature's journeymen had
made men and made them well, they imitated
humanity so abominably.

First Play.
I hope we have reformed that (41)
indifferently with us, sir.

O, reform it altogether. And let
those that play your clowns speak no more
than is set down for them; for there be of
them that will themselves laugh, to set on some
quantity of barren spectators to laugh too;
though, in the mean time, some necessary question
of the play be then to be considered:
that's villanous, and shows a most pitiful ambition
in the fool that uses it. Go, make you
ready. [Exeunt Players. Enter POLONIUS, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUILDENSTERN.

How now, my lord! will the king hear this
piece of work?

And the queen too, and that presently.

Bid the players make haste. [Exit Polonius.
Will you two help to hasten them?

Ros. and Guil.
We will, my lord. [Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

What ho! Horatio! Enter HORATIO.

Here, sweet lord, at your service.

Horatio, thou art e'en as just a man (60)

As e'er my conversation coped withal.

O, my dear lord,—

Nay, do not think I flatter;

For what advancement may I hope from thee

That no revenue hast but thy good spirits,

To feed and clothe thee? Why should the poor be flatter'd?

No, let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp,

And crook the pregnant hinges of the knee

Where thrift may follow fawning. Dost thou hear?

Since my dear soul was mistress of her choice

And could of men distinguish, her election

Hath seal'd thee for herself; for thou hast been (71)

As one, in suffering all, that suffers nothing,

A man that fortune's buffets and rewards

Hast ta'en with equal thanks: and blest are those

Whose blood and judgement are so well commingled,

That they are not a pipe for fortune's finger

To sound what stop she please. Give me that man

That is not passion's slave, and I will wear him

In my heart's core, ay, in my heart of heart,

As I do thee.—Something too much of this.— (80)

There is a play to-night before the king;

One scene of it comes near the circumstance

Which I have told thee of my father's death:

I prithee, when thou seest that act afoot,

Even with the very comment of thy soul

Observe mine uncle: if his occulted guilt

Do not itself unkennel in one speech,

It is a damned ghost that we have seen,

And my imaginations are as foul

As Vulcan's stithy. Give him heedful note; (90)

For I mine eyes will rivet to his face,

And after we will both our judgements join

In censure of his seeming.

Well, my lord:

If he steal aught the whilst this play is playing,

And 'scape detecting, I will pay the theft.

They are coming to the play; I must be idle:

Get you a place. Danish march. A flourish.

How fares our cousin Hamlet?

Excellent, i' faith; of the chameleon's
dish: I eat the air, promise-crammed: (100)
you cannot feed capons so.

I have nothing with this answer,
Hamlet; these words are not mine.

No, nor mine now. [To Polonius]
My lord, you played once i' the university, you say?

That did I, my lord; and was accounted
a good actor.

What did you enact?

I did enact Julius Cæsar: I was killed (110)
i' the Capitol; Brutus killed me.

It was a brute part of him to kill so
capital a calf there. Be the players ready?

Ay, my lord; they stay upon your patience.

Come hither, my dear Hamlet, sit
by me.

No, good mother, here's metal more attractive.

[To the King]
O, ho! do you mark that?

Lady, shall I lie in your lap? [Lying down at Ophelia's feet. (120)

No, my lord.

I mean, my head upon your lap?

Ay, my lord.

Do you think I meant country matters?

I think nothing, my lord.

That's a fair thought to lie between
maids' legs.

What is, my lord?


You are merry, my lord. (130)

Who, I?

Ay, my lord.

O God, your only jig-maker. What
should a man do but be merry? for, look you,
how cheerfully my mother looks, and my father
died within these two hours.

Nay, 'tis twice two months, my lord.

So long? Nay then, let the devil
wear black, for I'll have a suit of sables. O
heavens! die two months ago, and not forgotten
yet! Then there's hope a great man's
memory may outlive his life half a year: but,
by'r lady, he must build churches, then; or
else shall he suffer not thinking on, with the
hobby-horse, whose epitaph is 'For, O, for O,
the hobby-horse is forgot.'
Hautboys play. The dumb-show enters. Enter a King and a Queen very lovingly; the Queen embracing him, and he her. She kneels, and makes show of protestation unto him. He takes her up, and declines his head upon her neck: lays him down upon a bank of flowers: she, seeing him asleep, leaves him. Anon comes in a fellow, takes off his crown, kisses it, and pours poison in the King's ears, and exit. The Queen returns; finds the King dead, and makes passionate action. The Poisoner, with some two or three Mutes, comes in again, seeming to lament with her. The dead body is carried away. The Poisoner wooes the Queen with gifts: she seems loath and unwilling awhile, but in the end accepts his love. Exeunt.

What means this, my lord?

Marry, this is miching mallecho; it
means mischief.

Belike this show imports the argument (150)
of the play. Enter Prologue.

We shall know by this fellow: the
players cannot keep counsel; they'll tell all.

Will he tell us what this show meant?

Ay, or any show that you'll show
him: be not you ashamed to show, he'll not
shame to tell you what it means.

You are naught, you are naught: I'll
mark the play.

For us, and for our tragedy, (160)

Here stooping to your clemency,

We beg your hearing patiently. Exit.

Is this a prologue, or the posy of a ring?

'Tis brief, my lord.

As woman's love. Enter two Players, King and Queen.

P. King.
Full thirty times hath Phoebus' cart gone round

Neptune's salt wash and Tellus' orbed ground,

And thirty dozen moons with borrow'd sheen

About the world have times twelve thirties been,

Since love our hearts and Hymen did our hands hands (170)

Unite communtual in most sacred bands.

P. Queen.
So many journeys may the sun and moon

Make again count o'er ere love be done!

But, woe is me, you are so sick of late,

So far from cheer and from your former state,

That I distrust you. Yet, though I distrust,

Discomfort you, my lord, it nothing must:

For women's fear and love holds quantity;

In either aught, or in extremity.

Now, what my love is, proof hath made you know; (180)

And as my love is sized, my fear is so:

Where love is great, the littlest doubts are fear;

Where little fears grow great, great love grows there.

P. King.
'Faith, I must leave thee, love, and shortly too;

My operant powers their functions leave to do:

And thou shalt live in this fair world behind,

Honour'd, beloved; and haply one as kind

For husband shalt thou—

P. Queen.
O, confound the rest!

Such love must needs be treason in my breast: (189)

In second husband let me be accurst!

None wed the second but who kill'd the first.

Wormwood, wormwood.

P. Queen.
The instances that second marriage move

Are base respects of thrift, but none of love:

A second time I kill my husband dead,

When second husband kisses me in bed.

P. King.
I do believe you think what now you speak;

But what we do determine oft we break.

Purpose is but the slave to memory,

Of violent birth, but poor validity: (200)

Which now, like fruit unripe, sticks on the tree;

But fall, unshaken, when they mellow be.

Most necessary 'tis that we forget

To pay ourselves what to ourselves is debt:

What to ourselves in passion we propose,

The passion ending, doth the purpose lose.

The violence of either grief or joy

Their own enactures with themselves destroy:

Where joy most revels, grief doth most lament;

Grief joys, joy grieves, on slender accident.

This world is not for aye, nor 'tis not strange (211)

That even our loves should with our fortunes change;

For 'tis a question left us yet to prove,

Whether love lead fortune, or else fortune love.

The great man down, you mark his favourite flies;

The poor advanced makes friends of enemies,

And hitherto doth love on fortune tend;

For who not needs shall never lack a friend,

And who in want a hollow friend doth try,

Directly seasons him his enemy. (220)

But, orderly to end where I begun,

Our wills and fates do so contrary run

That our devices still are overthrown;

Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own:

So think thou wilt no second husband wed;

But die thy thoughts when thy first lord is dead.

P. Queen.
Nor earth to me give food, nor heaven light!

Sport and repose lock from me day and night!

To desperation turn my trust and hope!

An anchor's cheer in prison be my scope!

Each opposite that blanks the face of joy

Meet what I would have well and it destroy!

Both here and hence pursue me lasting strife,

If, once a widow, ever I be wife!

If she should break it now!

P. King.
'Tis deeply sworn. Sweet, leave me here awhile;

My spirits grow dull, and fain I would beguile

The tedious day with sleep. [Sleeps.

P. Queen.
Sleep rock thy brain;

And never come mischance between us twain! [Exit.

Madam, how like you this play?

The lady protests too much, methinks.

O, but she'll keep her word.

Have you heard the argument? Is
there no offence in't?

No, no, they do but jest, poison in
jest; no offence i' the world.

What do you call the play?

The Mouse-trap. Marry, how?
Tropically. This play is the image of a murder
done in Vienna: Gonzago is the duke's name;
his wife, Baptista; you shall see anon; 'tis a
knavish piece of work: but what o' that?
your majesty and we that have free souls, it
touches us not: let the galled jade wince, our
withers are unwrung. Enter LUCIANUS.

This is one Lucianus, nephew to the king.

You are as good as a chorus, my lord.

I could interpret between you and
your love, if I could see the puppets dallying.

You are keen, my lord, you are keen.

It would cost you a groaning to take (260)
off my edge.

Still better, and worse.

So you must take your husbands. Begin,
murderer; pox, leave thy damnable faces,
and begin. Come: 'the croaking raven doth
bellow for revenge.'

Thoughts black, hands apt, drugs fit, and time agreeing;

Confederate season, else no creature seeing;

Thou mixture rank, of midnight weeds collected,

With Hecate's ban thrice blasted, thrice infected, (270)

Thy natural magic and dire property,

On wholesome life usurp immediately. Pours the poison into the sleeper's ears.

He poisons him i' the garden for's
estate. His name's Gonzago: the story is extant,
and writ in choice Italian: you shall see
anon how the murderer gets the love of Gonzago's wife.

The king rises.

What, frighted with false fire!

How fares my lord?

Give o'er the play. (280)

Give me some light: away!

Lights, lights, lights! Exeunt all but Hamlet and Horatio.

Why, let the stricken deer go weep,
The hart uncalled play;
For some must watch, while some must sleep:
So runs the world away.

Would not this, sir, and a forest of feathers—
if the rest of my fortunes turn Turk with me—
with two Provincial roses on my razed shoes,
get me a fellowship in a cry of players, sir? (290)

Half a share.

A whole one, I.

For thou dost know, O Damon dear,
This realm dismantled was
Of Jove himself; and now reigns here
A very, very—pajock.

You might have rhymed.

O good Horatio, I'll take the ghost's
word for a thousand pound. Didst perceive?

Very well, my lord. (300)

Upon the talk of the poisoning?

I did very well note him.

Ah, ha! come, some music! come,
the recorders!

For if the king like not the comedy,
Why, then, belike, he likes it not, perdy.

Come, some music! Re-enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN.

Good my lord, vouchsafe me a word with you.

Sir, a whole history. (310)

The king, sir,—

Ay, sir, what of him?

Is in his retirement marvellous distempered.

With drink, sir?

No, my lord, rather with choler.

Your wisdom should show itself
more richer to signify this to his doctor; for,
for me to put him to his purgation would perhaps (319)
plunge him into far more choler.

Good my lord, put your discourse
into some frame and start not so wildly from
my affair.

I am tame, sir: pronounce.

The queen, your mother, in most
great affliction of spirit, hath sent me to you.

You are welcome.

Nay, good my lord, this courtesy is
not of the right breed. If it shall please you
to make me a wholesome answer, I will do your
mother's commandment: if not, your pardon
and my return shall be the end of my business. (331)

Sir, I cannot.

What, my lord?

Make you a wholesome answer; my
wit's diseased; but, sir, such answer as I can
make, you shall command; or, rather, as you
say, my mother: therefore no more, but to
the matter: my mother, you say,—

Then thus she says; your behavior
hath struck her into amazement and admiration.

O wonderful son, that can so astonish
a mother! But is there no sequel at the
heels of this mother's admiration? Impart.

She desires to speak with you in her
closet, ere you go to bed.

We shall obey, were she ten times
our mother. Have you any further trade with us?

My lord, you once did love me.

So I do still, by these pickers and (349)

Good my lord, what is your cause of
distemper? you do, surely, bar the door upon
your own liberty, if you deny your griefs to
your friend.

Sir, I lack advancement.

How can that be, when you have the
voice of the king himself for your succession
in Denmark?

Ay, sir, but 'While the grass grows,' (359)
—the proverb is somewhat musty. Re-enter Players with recorders.

O, the recorders! let me see one. To withdraw
with you:—why do you go about to recover
the wind of me, as if you would drive me into
a toil?

O, my lord, if my duty be too bold,
my love is too unmannerly.

I do not well understand that. Will
you play upon this pipe?

My lord, I cannot.

I pray you.

Believe me, I cannot. (370)

I do beseech you.

I know no touch of it, my lord.

'Tis as easy as lying: govern these
ventages with your fingers and thumb, give it
breath with your mouth, and it will discourse
most eloquent music. Look you, these are the stops.

But these cannot I command to any
utterance of harmony; I have not the skill.

Why, look you now, how unworthy
a thing you make of me! You would play
upon me; you would seem to know my stops;
you would pluck out the heart of my mystery;
you would sound me from my lowest note to
the top of my compass: and there is much
music, excellent voice, in this little organ; yet
cannot you make it speak. 'Sblood, do you
think I am easier to be played on than a pipe?
Call me what instrument you will, though you
can fret me, yet you cannot play upon me. Enter POLONIUS. (390)

God bless you, sir!

My lord, the queen would speak with
you, and presently.

Do you see yonder cloud that's almost
in shape of a camel?

By the mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.

Methinks it is like a weasel.

It is backed like a weasel.

Or like a whale? (399)

Very like a whale.

Then I will come to my mother by
and by. They fool me to the top of my bent.
I will come by and by.

I will say so.

By and by is easily said. Exit Polonius.] Leave me, friends. Exeunt all but Hamlet.

'Tis now the very witching time of night,

When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out

Contagion to this world: now could I drink hot blood,

And do such bitter business as the day (410)

Would quake to look on. Soft! now to my mother.

O heart, lose not thy nature; let not ever

The soul of Nero enter this firm bosom:

Let me be cruel, not unnatural:

I will speak daggers to her, but use none;

My tongue and soul in this be hypocrites;

How in my words soever she be shent,

To give them seals never, my soul, consent! Exit.

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