Concerning Shirts.
we mark with wonder that a contemporary goes on speculating and spinning, and spinning and speculating, until he involves himself in the following extraordinary cocoon: “If this mad scheme of Emancipation were carried into effect, the necessity for cotton would reintroduce the present system of labor in less than ten years.” This is what may be termed, in vulgar parlance, “a settler.” We must have cotton-we cannot have cotton without enslaving human beings — therefore, we must enslave human beings. Of course, morally, there is no limit to this style of logic. Given cotton as a sine qua non, and everything favor, able to its culture becomes right, and equally, every [202] thing unfavorable becomes wrong. Before the omnipotent need indicated, all must give way. There is a necessity that knows no law, human or divine. A starving man may steal bread — a freezing man may steal a coat-and man in general, that he may not starve or freeze, may steal other men. But there is something worse involved in this proposition, viz., a regenerated and disenthralled world returning to its original sin for the sake of a shirt! It is as if our progenitors, Adam and Eve, had suddenly discerned the shame of nakedness while in a condition of original righteousness, and so desperately swallowed the apple as the only way of getting themselves an outfit. We can imagine a world without light, or a world without heat, but a world without cotton shirts is a cosmographical impossibility. We may make good resolutions, reform abuses, do unto others as the golden. rule directs, provided our shirts are not taken from us thereby; but when it comes to a matter of shirt or no shirt, all moral considerations can only be immorally regarded, and the height of virtue is to be vicious. We do not remember anything quite so extreme as this in Machiavelli, Hobbes, or The Fable of the Bees. The sequitur, of course, is, that while some men wear shirts, other men must be slaves; or perhaps it may be put thus:I. | Without Shirts there can be no Men. |
II. | Without Cotton there can be no Shirt. |
III. | Without Slaves there can be no Cotton, Ergo, |
IV. | Without Slaves there can be no Men. |
V. | Without Men there can be no World. |
VI. | Without a World---- |
December 7, 1861.