A badly bunged-up Emerald Islander, in response to the inquiry, "Where have you been? " said, "Down to Mrs. Mulrooney's wake; and an illegant time we had of it. Fourteen fights in fifteen minutes; only one whole nose left in the house, and that belonged to the tay battle."
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