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Artemus Ward's Toast — woman.

--To yure sex, commonly bawled the chair sex, we are indebted for our borning, as well as many other blessing in these to grown of serro Sum poor secreted fools blame yure sex for the difficulty in the garden; but I know men are a deceitful set, and when the apples had bokam plum ripe, I have no down Adum would have rigged a order pross, and like as not went onto a big bust and been drive off caneware. Yure 1st mother was a lady, and her darters is ditto, and nun but a trifling kuss will say a word again you. Hoping that no waive of trouble may ever ride across yure peaceful breasts, I conclude these remarks with the following centyment:

Woman — She is a good egg.

The Daily Dispatch: March 30, 1863. Richmond Dispatch. 4 pages. by Cowardin & Hammersley. Richmond. March 30, 1863. microfilm. Ann Arbor, Mi : Proquest. 1 microfilm reel ; 35 mm.

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