Two Irishmen on a tramp came to a mile-post, on which it said, "Twenty-nine miles from Pittsburg"; when one of them exclaimed, "Tread lightly, Jamie, tread lightly; here lies the dead; he's twenty-nine years old, and his name is Miles, from Pittsburg."
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