SCENE II
Another part of the island.Enter CALIBAN, STEPHANO, and TRINCULO.
Ste.
Tell not me; when the butt is out, we
will drink water; not a drop before: therefore
bear up, and board 'em. Servant-monster,
drink to me.
Trin.
Servant-monster! the folly of this
island! They say there 's but five upon this
isle:we are three of them; if th' other two
be brained like us, the state totters.
Ste.
Drink, servant-monster, when I bid (10)
thee: thy eyes are almost set in thy head. (11)
Trin.
Where should they be set else? he
were a brave monster indeed, if they were set
in his tail.
Ste.
My man-monster hath drown'd his
tongue in sack: for my part, the sea cannot
drown me; I swam, ere I could recover the
shore, five and thirty leagues off and on. By
this light, thou shalt be my lieutenant, monster,
or my standard.
Trin.
Your lieutenant, if you list; he 's no (20)
standard.
Ste.
We'll not run, Monsieur Monster.
Trin.
Nor go neither; but you'll lie like
dogs and yet say nothing neither.
Ste.
Moon-calf, speak once in thy life, if
thou beest a good moon-calf.
Cal.
How does thy honour? Let me lick thy shoe.
I'll not serve him; he is not valiant.
Trin.
Thou liest, most ignorant monster:
I am in case to justle a constable. Why, thou
deboshed fish, thou, was there ever man a
coward that hath drunk so much sack as I
to-day? Wilt thou tell a monstrous lie, being
but half a fish and half a monster?
Cal.
Lo, how he mocks me! wilt thou let
him, my lord?
Trin.
'Lord' quoth he! That a monster
should be such a natural!
Cal.
Lo, lo, again! bite him to death, I
prithee.
Ste.
Trinculo, keep a good tongue in your
head: if you prove a mutineer,--the next tree!
The poor monster 's my subject and he shall
not suffer indignity.
Cal.
I thank my noble lord. Wilt thou be
pleased to hearken once again to the suit I
made to thee?
Ste.
Marry, will I: kneel and repeat it; I
will stand, and so shall Trinculo.
Enter ARIEL, invisible.
Cal.
As I told thee before, I am subject to
a tyrant, a sorcerer, that by his cunning hath (50)
cheated me of the island.
Ari.
Thou liest.
Cal.
Thou liest, thou jesting monkey, thou:
I would my valiant master would destroy thee!
I do not lie.
Ste.
Trinculo, if you trouble him any more
in's tale, by this hand, I will supplant some
of your teeth.
Trin.
Why, I said nothing.
Ste.
Mum, then, and no more. Proceed. (60)
Cal.
I say, by sorcery he got this isle;
From me he got it. If thy greatness will
Revenge it on him,--for I know thou darest,
But this thing dare not,--
Ste.
That's most certain.
Cal.
Thou shalt be lord of it and I'll serve thee.
Ste.
How now shall this be compassed?
Canst thou bring me to the party?
Cal.
Yea, yea, my lord: I'll yield him thee asleep,
Where thou mayst knock a nail into his head. (70)
Ari.
Thou liest; thou canst not.
Cal.
What a pied ninny's this! Thou scurvy patch
I do beseech thy greatness, give him blows
And take his bottle from him: when that's gone
He shall drink nought but brine; for I'll not show him
Where the quick freshes are.
Ste.
Trinculo, run into no further danger:
interrupt the monster one word further, and,
by this hand, I'll turn my mercy out o' doors
and make a stock-fish of thee. (80)
Trin.
Why, what did I? I did nothing. I'll
go farther off. (82)
Ste.
Didst thou not say he lied?
Ari.
Thou liest.
Ste.
Do I so? take thou that. [Beats Trin.]
As you like this, give me the lie another time.
Trin.
I did not give the lie. Out o' your
wits and hearing too? A pox o' your bottle!
this can sack and drinking do. A murrain on
your monster, and the devil take your fingers! (90)
Cal.
Ha, ha, ha!
Ste.
Now, forward with your tale. Prithee,
stand farther off.
Cal.
Beat him enough: after a little time
I'll beat him too.
Ste.
Stand farther. Come, proceed.
Cal.
Why, as I told thee, 'tis a custom with him,
I' th' afternoon to sleep: there thou mayst brain him,
Having first seized his books, or with a log
Batter his skull, or paunch him with a stake,
Or cut his wezand with thy knife. Remember
First to possess his books; for without them
He's but a sot, as I am, nor hath not
One spirit to command: they all do hate him
As rootedly as I. Burn but his books.
He has brave utensils,--for so he calls them,--
Which, when he has a house, he'll deck withal.
And that most deeply to consider is
The beauty of his daughter; he himself
Calls her a nonpareil: I never saw a woman,
But only Sycorax my dam and she; (110)
But she as far surpasseth Sycorax
As great'st does least.
Ste.
Is it so brave a lass?
Cal.
Ay, lord; she will become thy bed, I warrant.
And bring thee forth brave brood.
Ste.
Monster, I will kill this man: his
daughter and I will be king and queen,--save
our graces!--and Trinculo and thyself shall
be viceroys. Dost thou like the plot, Trinculo?
Trin.
Excellent.
Ste.
Give me thy hand: I am sorry I beat
thee; but, while thou livest, keep a good
tongue in thy head. (122)
Cal.
Within this half hour will he be asleep:
Wilt thou destroy him then?
Ste.
Ay, on mine honour.
Ari.
This will I tell my master.
Cal.
Thou makest me merry; I am full of pleasure:
Let us be jocund: will you troll the catch
You taught me but while-ere?
Ste.
At thy request, monster, I will do
reason, any reason. Come on, Trinculo, let
us sing. [Sings. (130)
Flout 'em and scout 'em
And scout 'em and flout 'em;
Thought is free.
Cal.
That 's not the tune. [Ariel plays the tune on a tabor and pipe.
Ste.
What is this same?
Trin.
This is the tune of our catch, played
by the picture of Nobody.
Ste.
If thou beest a man, show thyself in
thy likeness: if thou beest a devil, take 't as
thou list.
Trin.
O, forgive me my sins! (140)
Ste.
He that dies pays all debts: I defy
thee. Mercy upon us! (142)
Cal.
Art thou afeard?
Ste.
No, monster, not I.
Cal.
Be not afeard; the isle is full of noises.
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometimes voices
That, if I then had waked after long sleep,
Will make me sleep again: and then, in dreaming, (150)
The clouds methought would open and show riches
Ready to drop upon me, that, when I waked,
I cried to dream again.
Ste.
This will prove a brave kingdom to
me, where I shall have my music for nothing.
Cal.
When Prospero is destroyed.
Ste.
That shall be by and by: I remember
the story.
Trin.
The sound is going away; let's follow
it, and after do our work.
Ste.
Lead, monster; we'll follow. I would (160)
I could see this taborer; he lays it on.
Trin.
Wilt come? I'll follow, Stephano. [Exeunt.
