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sections of the Democratic party, which culminated in the nomination of two separate tickets in 1860, was a subject to draw out one of Mr. Lincoln's hardest hits.
“I once knew,” said he, “a sound churchman by the name of Brown, who was a member of a very sober and pious committee having in charge the erection of a bridge over a dangerous and rapid river.
Several architects failed, and at last Brown said he had a friend named Jones, who had built several bridges and undoubtedly could build that one.
So Mr. Jones was called in. ‘Can you build this bridge?’
inquired the committee.
‘Yes,’ replied Jones, ‘or any other.
I could build a bridge to the infernal regions, if necessary!’
The committee were shocked, and Brown felt called upon to defend his friend.
‘I know Jones so well,’ said he, ‘and he is so honest a man and so good an architect, that if he states soberly and positively that he can build a bridge to — to--, why, I believe it; but I feel bound to say that I have my doubts about the abutment on the infernal side.’
So,” said Mr. Lincoln, “when politicians told me that the northern and southern wings of the Democracy could be harmonized, why, I believed them, of course; but I always had my doubts about the ‘abutment’ on the other side.”
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About the time Mr. Lincoln began to be known as a successful lawyer, he was waited upon by a
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