Woman's Intuition.
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Count d'orsenne one day accompanied the first Emperor on an excursion.
The Emperor complained of thirst, and some one seeing a woman at a little distance, called to her. The woman did not know
Napoleon nor any of the escort.
She gave the
Emperor a glass of water mixed with a little brandy, and then courtesies for payment. "There, my good woman," said
Napoleon, pointing to
Count d'orsenne, there is the
Emperor; ask him for money; he pays for us all." The woman blushed and looked embarrassed; then turning to the
Count, she scanned his splendid uniform with the eye of a connoisseur, and said: ‘"He?
pooh, nonsense!
Do you think I believe that?
The Emperor is not such a coxcomb.
You, sir, look more like him yourself,"’
The Emperor was much amused at the remark, and gave the woman a double louis.