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flounces, look at them, turn them over, and say: “Well, they are very warming for the price, aren't they?”
Besides, you send me a bill, and don't send Aunt Lou McAllister any. Who paid for her Malachites?
I have a great mind to say that I did, and pocket the money, which she is anxious to pay, if she could only get her account settled, which please to attend to at once, you lymphatic, agreeable monster!
About the mosaics, straw for Bonnets, and worsted work, you were right in supposing that I would not be very angry.
It was undoubtedly a liberty, your sending them, but it is one which I can make up my mind to overlook, especially as you will not be likely to do it again for some time.
Now, if you really want to know about the lace, I will tell you that I found it perfectly magnificent, and that every one who sees it admires it prodigiously.
If this is the case now, before I have worn it, how much more will it be so when it shall show itself abroad heightened by the charms of my person!
Admiration will then know no bounds.
Newspaper paragraphs will begin thus: “The lovely wearer of the lace is about thirty-four years of age, but looks much older — in fact, nearly as antique as her own flounces,” etc., etc. The ornaments are not less beautiful, in their kind.
I wear them on distinguished occasions, and at sight of them, people who have closely adhered to the Decalogue all their lives incontinently violate the Tenth Commandment, and then excuse it by saying that Mrs. Howe does not happen to be their neighbor, living as she does beyond the reach of everything but Omnibuses
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